its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
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