That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
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