ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
Green mimosas i think yes
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
You're a waste of cheezeits
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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