i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
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