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what?
penguin condom
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
Just heard someone use the phrase "slut mustard" in a sentence. Win.
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
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Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
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If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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