Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I am a bulletproof tiger!
Haha. Nice, be careful tonight.
I'm gonna have to get my windshield replaced. Is the keg beat?
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
Dude just bought condoms some sad fuck next to me buying a pregnancy test he gave me a look like he'd pay me millions to switch places
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
Randomize
