There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
An open call to all exes! i have a drunk text policy that requires i delete any and all texts after drink 3, however i have reason to believe i have done something stupid. if i have texted you that "I love you", "miss you" and/or conveyed any interest in getting back together with you in the last 24 hours i was belligerent and lying. That is all.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
Randomize
