no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
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