did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
Woke up with a treasure map of my room stuck with sticky tape to my ceiling. followed it and found $75 with a note saying; "eat this if we're invaded"... I'm never getting stoned again
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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