we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
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I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
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PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
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