these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
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You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
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he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
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