at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
false alarm. still invincible.
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
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