need another drink. this is the easiest way
dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
Touché
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