hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
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I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
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I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
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