Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
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