i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
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She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
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Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
40s are totally the cure
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.