Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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