I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
You know that panicky moment when you go home with a guy and realize you’ve been there before?!? HAPPENING RIGHT NOW!!!
Turns out I banged his son a few months ago but the kids back at college so I don’t have to worry about him walking in while Dad has me bent over the couch
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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