that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
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i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
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I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
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