He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
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