fml, blew my nose and red sprinkles came out and did the splits when i sneezed
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
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Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
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i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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