no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
So stoned I forgot I was masturbating and went to go get a cookie.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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