what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
Randomize
