Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
A little girl and i are having a face making battle in mcdonalds
She started it, but I totally finished it.
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
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thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
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im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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