Don't look now but I am in class with a mixed drink
Don't look now but my prof just asked me if I was drinking a screwdriver
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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