The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
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