Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
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