IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
...then she kept trying to make balloon animals with my flacid penis. I'm never drinking whisky with you again.
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
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