My nipple is on Facebook.
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
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The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
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ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
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