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• (970): View more from Colorado

  Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  I may or may not have started my period at the bar. Good thing I have dark jeans on.

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  wait.. the condom broke. ehh whatever i think im already 2 months pregnant

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• (913): View more from Kansas

  I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture

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• (845): View more from New York

  When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life

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• (803): View more from South Carolina

  There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!

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• (812): View more from Indiana

  Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing

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• (574): View more from Indiana

  Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?

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  Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.

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• (253): View more from Washington

  I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.

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• (940): View more from Texas

  You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!

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• (403): View more from Alberta, CA

  Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.

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• (804): View more from Virginia

  One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen

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  summertime

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.

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