we have officially lost it.
I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
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I have never pre-planed for a better sober morning than lacing my muffin batch with tylenol.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
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Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men