i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
Do you realize that Last night you pissed in my closet and then walked to the bathroom to wash your hands?
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
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the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
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I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
So much puke
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
I don't know when it is this year, but if I ever text you an illegible text that also happens to contain sharks, Shark Week started.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon