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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  Go to google and type XXX

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  .......Is that how you look for porn?

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  I hooked up with a Michael Jackson impersonator last night. Too soon?

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• (530): View more from California

  i'm lost and i look like a hooker

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• (310): View more from California

  So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund

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• (301): View more from Maryland

  I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.

  (704): View more from North Carolina

  How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?

  (301): View more from Maryland

  Salt in an open wound right now.

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.

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• (706): View more from Georgia

  after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"

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  I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.

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• (318): View more from Louisiana

  I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.

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• (971): View more from Oregon

  I'm done being subtle here. MOVE INTO MY EXTRA BEDROOM SO WE CAN FUCK WHENEVER AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT FINDING PEOPLE TO HAVE CASUAL SEX WITH.

  (509): View more from Washington

  you live like 200 miles from me and I have two years of school left

  (971): View more from Oregon

  goddamnit stop pointing out all the flaws in my plan

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• (704): View more from North Carolina

  I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.

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• (512): View more from Texas

  I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...

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• (812): View more from Indiana

  god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends

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• (856): View more from New Jersey

  We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.

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• (775): View more from Nevada

  Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...

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