I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
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Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
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Back of his car in the Starbucks parking lot WITH HIS APRON STILL ON. Check and Mate.
Holy shit. You won barista bingo AND the Triple Crown in one day.
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
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