So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
You showed up at my apartment after 3 am wasted with a plate of cookies and tried to hook up.
Sorry about that. Except for the cookies.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
Use "feeling words"
Yay
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
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