i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
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Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
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You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
Shame is for Republicans.
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