D3 body, D1 cock
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
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look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
I went to work hungover and threw up in the break room. Told them I was pregnant and then said I quit. I don't have a job now, thanks vodka.
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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