im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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