you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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