she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
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