See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
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I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
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Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
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