What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
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