Tell her she's as useless as a condom.
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
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