i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
He asked to "fluff my boner.."
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
I'm giving random strangers at the bar sips of my fishbowl, then telling them I have Ebola. It's a fun night.
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
Randomize
