pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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