He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
So my grandma sent me a valentines day present of waterproof mascara, tissues, and chocolate. Way to reinforce that I'll be single and depressed on valentines day. Thanks grandma.
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
I know. he thinks we're 'meant to be'. No we're fucking not. God wouldn't give my soulmate a pencil dick.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
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