do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
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searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
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Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
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