All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
You called a girl at 4:30am to tell her "your pussy is my top priority" while simultaneously Urban Spooning late night cafes.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
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