can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
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