girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
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Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
I was told I sang Taylor Swift's entire discography in between violent bursts of green vomit before falling asleep in the bath tub
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
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Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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