Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
Real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch buck Rodgers in Tuesday.
Jesus Christ you're perfect.
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
there is puke in my bra ... again
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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