i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
I'm sun burnt so instead of getting drunk and trying to sleep with you, how about we get naked and you scratch my body and rub lotion on me while I rub one out?
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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