No seriously, I have to sell the house because my wife found out I'm gay.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
Randomize
