i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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