Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
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