I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
jump out the window naked night went bad
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