coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
The sun is gonna brush it's hairy dick across my forehead in the morning, gently whispering: "you're 4 hours late for work"
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
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