Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
I just gift wrapped bread.
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
I got a handjob from a sober married woman in a parking lot in the middle of the day, yet you still cant manage to get laid by a drunk single slut at the bar at 1am. Wtf
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i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
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The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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