Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
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I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
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his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
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