is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
Guess who got arrested for public drunkiness, and called jimmy johns for the entire station last night instead of someone to bail me out? The cop that arrested me drove me home. Win.
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
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Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
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Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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