Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
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